(Photo by Brian Knight)

A man who is “not some old gross dude” is offering two women the opportunity to watch Friday’s Nationals playoff game from the Diamond Club in exchange for their participation in group sex. From his ad:

I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only). I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic. I just cant go to the game and don’t really need the extra money, and have always wanted to take place in a threesome. Please send 2-3 photos of you and your friend, so I can see what we’re working with.

This is a no strings attached deal.

A quick scan of Craigslist finds that all other Nationals tickets are being sold for American money. No photos required.