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Uber released some D.C.-specific demands suggestions for its new UberPOOL service. The etiquette guide is a great way to see how people have already pissed one another off using the ridesharing service, which launched in October.

For instance, Uber suggests things like not getting into “impassioned arguments” with your significant other or best friend over the phone, avoiding political conversations with fellow passengers, choosing not to join the carpool after a sweaty gym session, and waiting to devour your stinky, messy food until you get home.

Way to call out D.C. folks for who we really are, Uber. You can check out the complete Etiquette Guide here.