Cue the violin for Jalopnik columnist and car enthusiast Doug DeMuro, who brought his Aston Martin to D.C. and all he got was some banal observations about how District drivers are bad.

A post called “I Drove My Aston Martin Through The Nightmare Traffic of Washington D.C.” mainly serves to remind readers that DeMuro has an Aston Martin.

In a video tour, he parks his silver Aston Martin (did we mention that DeMuro has an Aston Martin? Because he totally does) outside of landmarks like the White House, the Capitol, and the Supreme Court to crack wise about Obama being from Kenya and Congress being the opposite of progress. To be fair, DeMuro bills it as the “world’s worst video tour of Washington D.C.” No false advertising there.

DeMuro purchased the Aston Martin for $45,000 at the beginning of 2016, and pledged to “daily drive my Aston Martin virtually everywhere I go” to share his experiences with readers.

While he complains about the D.C. traffic, the only bumper-to-bumper shots in the video are from the very same street in Georgetown. While DeMuro’s not wrong that the city has congestion woes—we were recently named the second most gridlocked city—I just can’t bring myself to feel sad for how it might affect the feel of a luxury vehicle.

This is your periodic reminder that Doug DeMuro has an Aston Martin.

Moving on, he lays out the case for why D.C. driving sucks.

The primary issue is the infrastructure: it’s bad. And not “bad” as in it’s falling apart, but “bad” as in it was laid out with the same logic as airplane crash debris. Ironically, it was initially planned with great care, but that was before the automobile. Now, there are traffic circles that contain eight sets of traffic lights within the circle. This is completely true.

Little did you know, DeMuro, that these much-hated rotaries are practically a rite of passage for drivers here. If you can circle here, you can circle anywhere and all that. Okay, fine, point—DeMuro.

Another issue he has? That if you make the wrong turn, you’ll end up in “another state.” Aside from D.C. not being a state (though we’d welcome help from a certain Aston Martin-owning writer), this seems accurate regardless of location: when you go the wrong way, you don’t end up where you intended!

Before you worry too much about our friend DeMuro, he found his journey’s silver lining.

This trip did, however, lead me to discover one great thing about the Aston: it’s an excellent highway cruiser. On the interstate, it’s smooth, and it’s stable, and it’s solid, and it eats miles like an expensive German luxury sedan.

Oh thank goodness.

We hope that, for his next trick, DeMuro tries to take his Aston Martin on the Metro.

Updated with the price of the car and DeMuro’s pledge to readers.