It took nearly two months for the Trump Administration to get their shit together and get the White House Visitors Office operational again. The very first tour of the Trump presidency finally took place this morning, and you’ll never guess who took time out of his busy schedule of live-tweeting Fox & Friends to surprise visitors.

Can we see that at another angle, preferably one where it looks like Trump was just trying on a new big boy suit inside a soon-to-be-shuttered Men’s Warehouse changing room?

Look, I’m not saying that Trump is a dead ringer for President Coriolanus Snow in one of his classic propos videos, I’m just saying that people are talking about this, and we need to listen.

According to the Pool reports, Trump’s appearance lasted less than a minute, which sounds exactly like what his level of stamina would be.

As some astute observers observed (the observing are the deserving!), Trump relies on crowd adulation and applause the way a vampire requires a daily intake of fresh human blood.

But if he’s planning on feeding off the attention of White House guests, he may want to move some of the furniture around next time, because the optics this time even give me the heebie jeebies.

The next time he goes to take his 3 a.m. bowel movement and tweets about his latest wiretapping conspiracy theory, one of his advisors should probably check the security tapes to see whether Trump was wandering around the building again in his robe.