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Clinton Portis Says He "Should Be Released" Today

Clinton Portis Says He "Should Be Released" Today

It's been a trying offseason for the Washington Redskins, what with all the journalist suing, sexual assault accusations, stabbings, and the such. But now we can add another story to that sad list: the release of one of the team's longest-tenured players, running back Clinton Portis. more ›

Choo Choo, We Hardly Knew Ye

Choo Choo, We Hardly Knew Ye

Redskins running back Clinton Portis has reportedly been placed on injured reserve by the team, ending his season -- and, more likely than not, his career with the Redskins. Portis has logged 6,824 yards and 46 rushing touchdowns on the ground for Washington in his seven years with the team -- though he only played anything close to a full season in four of those years, and has only appeared in 13 of the team's last 26 games. We don't want to prematurely write his Redskins obituary -- but if Portis is indeed finished as a Redskin, the team will be losing so much more than a serviceable tailback. We're losing all of Portis' beloved characters! more ›

Clinton Portis Saves Face with Nationals Baseball Cap

Clinton Portis Saves Face with Nationals Baseball Cap

Redskins running back Clinton Portis sported a Washington Nationals cap Friday, making some amends for wearing a Philadelphia Phillies cap at a press conference Thursday. The minor faux pas had turned several heads, particularly since the Skins will be playing the Eagles Monday night. Portis' excuse: he grabbed the first red hat on his way out of his house that day. Of course, Portis is not a stranger to stylish dress (see pic right) and we understand that sometimes the perfect accessory can set off an outfit. After all, a man is only as good as the crown on his head. In good faith, the Nationals sent over the cap for him to wear, according to TBD's Mike Jones, who has been following ChooChoo Cap-gate 2010. more ›

Redskins Preview: Victory Over St. Louis Is Not Assured

Redskins Preview: Victory Over St. Louis Is Not Assured

Week 3 is usually way too early in the season to talk about any particular game being a must-win, but a look at the Redskins' schedule through Halloween is cause for reconsideration. Given the passing defense's performance over the first two weeks (second-most passing yards allowed in the league), the prospect of facing quarterbacks like a rejuvenated Michael Vick, Aaron Rodgers, Peyton Manning, and Jay Cutler in a four-week span doesn't inspire much hope -- but hey, that fun starts next week. This weekend, the Redskins take to the road for the first time this season to face the winless St. Louis Rams, who are 3-31 over their last 34 games. The Redskins need not only to win this game, but to dominate a weak team that is surprisingly giving its opponents fits so far this year. more ›

Redskins Lose Heartbreaker to Texans in Overtime

Redskins Lose Heartbreaker to Texans in Overtime

With the Redskins up 27-10 late in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Texans, I took a quick break to go fix some dinner, thinking that a three-score cushion would hold up. I forgot that I was watching the Redskins, who have only won five games by more than a single score dating back to 2006. What started out as a powerful offensive display by the Redskins ultimately turned into defensive surrender, as the Texans overcame the 17-point deficit to win 30-27 in overtime. more ›

Clinton Portis Attempts To Justify Locker Room Harassment, Fails

Clinton Portis Attempts To Justify Locker Room Harassment, Fails

I like Clinton Portis, really. The Redskins running back is one of the more charismatic players in the league when he's on and generally, he seems like a good guy. But he's gotten himself into a little hot water today, after he made some comments about the Ines Sainz situation. more ›

DCist Predicts: Redskins @ Lions

The Detroit Lions have lost 19 straight games. Rookie quarterback Matthew Stafford, the first overall pick in last year's NFL draft, is on pace to throw 40 interceptions this season. They are the worst overall defense in the league after two games, allowing an average of 36 points per contest and nearly 400 yards. Yet, I believe they will very nearly end these dismal streaks before succumbing to a last second field goal: Washington Redskins 23, Detroit Lions 21. more ›

Zorn Between Two Worlds: Redskins, ex-Seahawks End Skid with Win in Seattle

Zorn Between Two Worlds: Redskins, ex-Seahawks End Skid with Win in Seattle

Unimpressive wins still count. Coming off of two painful losses at home, a win away from home feels even better. Yesterday, against a Seahawks squad that is a shell of what it was just one season ago, the Redskins played down to the competition. Driving fans crazy yet again, the Redskins took another game to the wire—and came out with a 20-17 win. more ›

'Skins 2008 Preview: You’ve Been Zorned

'Skins 2008 Preview: You’ve Been Zorned

Please welcome new DCist Redskins contributor Rob Birgfeld. more ›

Redskins Pummel Cowboys Into Paste, Make Playoffs

Redskins Pummel Cowboys Into Paste, Make Playoffs

POTG.jpgA month ago, the Washington Redskins needed to win out the rest of their season and receive a ton of help from the rest of the NFC in order to make the playoffs. And it needed to start in the short week between a Sunday's loss to Buffalo and a Thursday night game with Chicago. And then it needed to start after Sean Taylor's funeral. And then it needed to continue despite losing starting quarterback Jason Campbell. And lastly, it needed to include three more victories over teams with playoff aspirations. Two of them on the road. more ›

Go Home Already: Lounge Lizard

Go Home Already: Lounge Lizard

>> Pepto Bismal threw up inside the Carville-Matalin home. [DC Metrocentric] more ›

Suspects Detained In Sean Taylor Case

Suspects Detained In Sean Taylor Case

As the region continues to mourn the loss of Sean Taylor, some hopeful news has come to light in the search for his killer. Over the course of the week, officials have stated that they have "no reason" to believe that Taylor was anything more than the random victim of a botched burglary. However, in a story broken by the Miami Herald, a relative of Taylor's has announced that three men have now been detained... more ›

Eagles Sink Skins, 33-25

Eagles Sink Skins, 33-25

The Germans have a lot of long words that encompass very difficult concepts. Words like "schadenfreude," "Hubschrauberlandeplatz," and "Verantwortungszuständigkeiten." I don't know if they have word for the frustration you feel when you've thought that your team had already managed to overcome the mistake you thought was going to cost them the game -- like a fourth-quarter Ladell Betts fumble -- only to discover that the relief-shattering error that was going to lead to a... more ›

Week Around the -Ists

Week Around the -Ists

Fun Fun Fun Fest 2007 Recap from Super!Alright! on Vimeo. Austinist attended a town hall meeting about proposed noise ordinances that could undermine the city's future as the Live Music Capital of the World, and lamented the possible loss of Texas's only feminist bookstore. Throughout the week, they interviewed a bunch of indie fashion designers and D-I-Y websites—Etsy, Ornamental Things, 31 Corn Lane, and Aorta Designs—for the upcoming Stitch Fashion Show. They also did... more ›

Choo Choo! Clinton Portis' Characters are Back

Choo Choo! Clinton Portis' Characters are Back

Southeast Jerome. Sheriff Gonna Getcha. Coach Janky Spanky. The Ghost of Southeast Jerome. Most of the 2005 season, and a few times last year, Clinton Portis showed that he wasn't only electric on the field by holding press conferences dressed up as ridiculous characters, who he named and gave purposes. The get ups were such a hit that they even made a t-shirt about them (hey, we all knew that Snyder wouldn't let a chance... more ›

Skins Stave Off 1-8 Jets, Mediocrity

Skins Stave Off 1-8 Jets, Mediocrity

It took Joe Gibbs a few minutes to get to his point, but after only a couple cursory questions, he was able to say that, yes, the guys sure did “play their guts out” yesterday. It’s become a mantra of his, as though we’re rooting for a team of underdog high school kids and what matters isn’t whether they win or lose, but how they play the game. No matter the futility, the mind-boggling play... more ›

Redskins Fumble Away Opportunities in Green Bay

Redskins Fumble Away Opportunities in Green Bay

Ugh. Really. I'm at the point now where I never want to see Washington attempt another wide receiver end around again. While the play had its heyday about twenty years ago, I cannot remember the last time Washington executed the offensive gimmick in a satisfying way. Surely there is a successful occasion of its execution that a mind untrammeled by the frustration of this past weekend might recall (feel free to have your way with... more ›

Redskins Run Roughshod Over Lions, 34-3

Redskins Run Roughshod Over Lions, 34-3

Jason Campbell couldn't miss, the defensive line looked like a wrecking crew, Carlos Rogers actually intercepted a pass (and returned it for a touchdown!), and Baby Jesus announced his preference for Joe Gibbs over Jon Kitna in a beating of the Detroit Lions so savage that Daniel Snyder had plenty of free time to stop worrying about the state of his football team, and start worrying about how the rides from his terrible theme parks... more ›

Skins Brace for Monday Nighter in Philly

Skins Brace for Monday Nighter in Philly

By no means am I strictly an NFL guy. When the lights dim after the Super Bowl each year, I seamlessly move with the seasons into the maelstrom of college hoops and then the long, drawn-out, slow-motion marketing fantasia that is the NBA. Over a lifetime, I’ve soured on baseball but stayed constant to soccer, the sport I participated in myself as a child, with engrossingly mediocre results. But then, the NFL comes around again... more ›

The Passion of the Gibbs: Open Season, Open Letter

The Passion of the Gibbs: Open Season, Open Letter

Dear Al Saunders: Please run the ball this year. Seriously, Al. In this, the Fourth Season of the Second Coming of Gibbs, you’ve got to run the ball! I realize that you got handed a crazy paycheck last year to be the steward of the offense, and on some level, I imagine that you had to go out there and prove you deserved it. After all, you didn’t want to be thought of the same... more ›

Dog Fighting Penalties May Worsen

Dog Fighting Penalties May Worsen

The days when one could slyly slip down to a basement, enjoy a beer, put a couple hundred bucks down, and gather around a ring to watch two dogs maul each other to death may soon become an activity worth more than a slap on the wrist. The Washington Times reports that a bill going before the D.C. City Council today proposes to increase penalties for attending a dog fight from a misdemeanor to a... more ›

Go Home Already: Cooking with Cleavage

Go Home Already: Cooking with Cleavage

>> Giada De Laurentiis of Food Network's Everyday Italian was in town this weekend filming a bit for her new show, Weekend Getaways. One Flickr photog caught her picking out plump tomatoes at the Dupont farmer's market; did anyone else get a glimpse of the "Cooking With Cleavage" star? >> Oh, Clinton Portis, really? The Redskins player decided to come out in favor of dog fighting to defend embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick. This... more ›

Chainsaw Dan's Got Something Up His Sleeve

Chainsaw Dan's Got Something Up His Sleeve

And it's burgers! Redskins owner Daniel Snyder revealed today that he will purchase Johnny Rockets, the ubiquitous chain-diner. With District locations in Georgetown, Dupont Circle, and Union Station, most of us are probably aware of the grease-trap's existence even if we don't quite remember many of our experiences there -- the restaurant's hours tend to attract the late-night stumbly crowd. For those of us unfamiliar with the chain, Johnny Rockets tries its very hardest to... more ›

Redskins Top Panthers, 17-13

Redskins Top Panthers, 17-13

The Washington Redskins gave the Carolina Panthers all they could handle and earned Jason Campbell a win in his home debut yesterday. At the very least, the win will be remembered as one of the lone bright spots in an otherwise frustrating season. Washington gave a complete effort in beating a quality opponent; their offense, defense, and special teams contributed in significant ways. At most, the win gives supporters a renewed sense of optimism, allowing... more ›

Lack of Defense Mars Campbell's Debut

Lack of Defense Mars Campbell's Debut

Here's the good news: Jason Campbell looked good in his first game as, well, anything for the Washington Redskins. The descriptives you'll hear all week will be "poise" and "command," traits that he showed in abundance both on the field and, with an easy charm mixed in that'll only make you want to root for the kid more, in his post game interviews. His stat line isn't world-changing: 19 of 34 for 192 yards only... more ›

Go Home Already: Adventures in Sekula Humanism

Go Home Already: Adventures in Sekula Humanism

> > Pour one out for Coach Janky Spanky. Clinton Portis will receive surgeries for his bum shoulder and broken hand, which means he's headed to the IR for the rest of the season. It'll be up to Ladell Betts to carry the rock, though, who knows? Maybe the coaches will remember their costly impulse-buy TJ Duckett, mouldering on the bench. [Washington Post] > > The U.S. House of Representatives is filled stem to stern... more ›

Washington Lets the Eagles Soar, 27-3

Washington Lets the Eagles Soar, 27-3

Earlier this week, Washington safety Pierson Prioleau spoke about his own season-ending knee injury as an ominous sign of setbacks to come. He seems prescient now. On Sunday afternoon, the Redskins took themselves out of contention early and often as the Philadelphia Eagles turned the match into a low-effort rout. Along the way, Washington gave up big plays, took the business end of a throttling fluke fumble, and, in the snakebitten way Prioleau described, suffered... more ›

Go Home Already: Won't Someone Think Of The Children?

Go Home Already: Won't Someone Think Of The Children?

>> Following the footsteps of Beck, Middle Distance Runner sent out an e-mail announcing a secret show tonight at DC9. They'll be playing with Cloud Cult and Hot IQs as part of the DAM! Fest Hangover party. Festivities start at 9 p.m. >> We've got wood. Today the Capitol Christmas tree started its journey from Washington State to D.C. where it will be adorned with 3000 kids' crappy hand-made ornaments. Even Mom knows when it's... more ›

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