Channel your inner Homer Simpson tomorrow. Friday is National Donut Day. Mmmm ... donuts. Krispy Kreme will be giving out free donuts, while Dunkin' Donuts will be giving out free donuts with beverage purchase. more ›

Ah, Krispy Kremes. Anyone insisting that they don't like 'em is nothing but a no good, downright liar. But if you even remotely resemble a Kreme devotee, this was not an encouraging week. After all, when byproducts of pastries that this author himself has eaten for breakfast begin clogging and destroying industrial-grade metal sewers to the point of major leaks, it's slightly jarring. As we noted yesterday morning, the Examiner broke the news that Fairfax County is currently suing the glazier for basically ruining the County's pipes near the company's factory in Lorton. Obviously, the Kremers didn't listen to Mom when she nagged about pouring grease down the drain. (What, just me?) more ›