Rumor spread wildly last night through the drunkosphere (i.e., Twitter) that the Townhouse Tavern had lost its liquor license. Now, considering that it's the Townhouse Tavs -- the only bar in Dupont Circle to merit the word "scabrous" -- the question seemed likely not "whether" but "for what, finally?" Did Redskins fans in the end rise up against that bartender whose phone ringtone is the theme to ? Maybe the progressive interest groups that call the Tavs home mounted a brazen revolution? Or did notorious and mysteriously disappeared former bartender Jodie return to completely turn out the bar's liquor holdings in the form of free shots, the way he would, oh, any time someone put SWV on the jukebox?
