When it comes to finding free humor on the internet, the Craigslist missed connections board has always been a trove of comedic gems (OK, I'll admit to perusing the MC listings in a non-humorous, semi-lovelorn mindset). For those of you too lazy to read through the dozens -- nay hundreds --missed connections, SocialStudiesDC, the beta city-blog under the coupon giant LivingSocial, has done some of the work and reading for you. The blog picked out a few gems and had actors from the Washington Improv Theater conduct dramatic readings of them, background music and all. Hope these uplift an already near perfect Saturday, unless if you you're the target of these MC's, then we hope these help.
LivingSocial, Now Offering Discounts on Lovelorn Humor
Virginia Is For Missed Connections
Last October, Craigslist -- for whatever reason -- decided that they wanted to figure out the most "romantic" Metro station. Using the rock solid methodology of "counting the number of missed connections at any given station," they came up with Vienna/Fairfax‐GMU. And it turns out other major metropolises have nothing on suburban Virginia.
Adventures in Craigslist: I Need A Transformer To Love
Here's an ad from Craigslist's missed connections section that seems totally appropriate, considering that the gentleman in question is only in town for a few days. Who says robots don't need to get it on?
A Universally Missed Connection
Here's a bit of entertainment to get you through the gloomy afternoon -- a tipster draws our attention to this Craigslist missed connection, which I think we can all relate to, yes?
Go Home Already: At Least It Matches
>> The Frederick Douglass Bridge is expected to re-open this Thursday, a week ahead of schedule. [WTOP] >> Nationwide S.A.T. scores fall, but local students fare worse than others; however, more students are taking the test than ever before. [Post] >> The Post revamped their Style section this week, and according to yesterday's online chat, it will include a new "Studio" feature that will showcase local artists and galleries. The City Paper is not...
"I don't normally do this, but..."
Single? Finally shaken off the pounding headache you've had all morning thanks to the vicious hangover you earned after drowning your sorrows last night with fellow lonely hearts? Consider checking out kizmeet.com, a new Web site devoted entirely to romantic "missed connections", like the kind you already guiltily read on Craigslist and in the CityPaper. It's free, anonymous, and specific categories allow you to hone in on the encounter you're looking for. Whether you're posting...
Go Home Already: All the Wrong Places
>> It's not tough to earn the ire of Rock Creek Rambler, but when you make it this easy, we have to wonder whether or not you're doing it on purpose. Though we have to hand it to you, the line, "Let me just say, it was to hard to organize resistance to you!" will go down in history as the one that made the entire DCist staff snort Diet Dr. Pepper through their noses simultaneously. [Missed Connections]
Go Home Already: Almost Famous
>> Whatever this "new local news television show" is, they certainly have a firm grasp of exactly the sort of people who check the Missed Connections on a daily basis: The same people who would just die to get on television. [FishbowlDC]
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
LAist has so much fun this week! They go to E3, where they overhear the timeless remark "Man, this is where nerdy girls get laid." Is that a promise? They also give us this week's best CDs and make us realize that LA is the best place to use Zillow. Ah, Houstonist. They're biking to work, that is, if they can figure out how to get there. That's right, Mapquest says "Houston had the...
The West End's Washingtonien(ne)
DCist always enjoys taking a look through the Craigslist missed connections every once and a while to get a chuckle or two, e.g. "4 Hotties in Bethesda Chipotle @ 7:PM!", "Crying on the Yellow Line" and "MC with a weatherman."

