If there's a complaint about Metro, chances are we've heard it. But we have to admit that The Examiner has uncovered a new one -- pigeon turds which have coated a Metro bus garage in Virginia. more ›

A Metro rider found human feces smeared across the pedestrian bridge inside the Franconia-Springfield station on Monday -- but one of several reports of dookie inside Virginia transit stations -- and reported it to the station manager, who said it wasn't Metro's problem because the poopy stairs are the property of Virginia Railway Express. more ›

Does watching a woman in open-toed shoes step in dog excrement -- okay, okay, a mixture of pudding, graham crackers and Cheerios that really looks like dog excrement -- and then gagging make you want to buy a D.C. lottery ticket? more ›

Props to Frozen Tropics for sharing this Google Street View image of a man who appears to be trying to take a dump on a busy sidewalk in the 500 block of H Street NE. "WOW" is right. more ›

Bloomingdale residents have long relied on Scott Roberts's excellent neighborhood news and information email list (email scott (at) scott-roberts.net or apply to the Google Group to get it). Today's email was no exception, even if it revealed an alarming trend. Behold these two separate, and hopefully unrelated postings: more ›