This marketing abomination to the right here is Kegasus, the, uh, mascot -- I guess? -- of this May's Preakness Stakes Infieldfest. For the six of you that are still reading this post, here's the campaign's website -- which I highly recommend if you want to spend your lunch break gawking at a shirtless, slightly pudgy middle-aged man in a windswept wig encourage you to "be legendary." more ›

Sure, horse racing ranks somewhere between golf and the Tour de France on the list of most-clamored for sports in the American collective consciousness. But it's still worth noting that the Preakness Stakes -- also known as the "Race for the Black-Eyed Susans," or "That One That Comes After The Kentucky Derby" -- will go on this afternoon, in all of its state-owned glory at nearby Pimlico. Looking for stories to entertain you through the five-hour leadup to today's race? Here's one: jockey Calvin Borel, who rode 50-1 longshot Mine That Bird to victory in the Kentucky Derby, is dismounting that horse to ride a different horse -- gasp, drama! -- who just so happens to be a filly (that's a female horse, people) named Rachel Alexandra. more ›