The combination of drug use and a brief stint where he got paid to get punched in the head may be finally geting to Mickey Rourke.
Mickey Rourke is a Member of the Rex Grossman Fan Club
Soy un Perdedor: Beck Wants Grossman's Job
Redskins head coach Mike Shanahan is examining his quarterback options.
Redskins Preview: The Quest to Exceed Diminished Expectations
First off, allow me to completely disqualify everything I'm about to say. Your guess as to how the Redskins will perform this year is just as good as mine.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Your New Redskins Starting Quarterback
New starting quarterback Rex Grossman once schooled Redskins legend John Riggins on, of all things, Wheel of Fortune.
Redskins Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Real Tonight
I must confess that I might have been too quick to get down on the Redskins' prospects for the 2011 season. In hindsight, invocations of the worst team in NFL history were woefully premature.
Grossman: Redskins Will Win The Division
Rex Grossman, recently named the starting quarterback for the Washington R*******, is very excited about the team's prospects this season. Very excited.
This Season Hurt Me More Than It Hurt the Redskins
Rex Grossman overthrowing a wide-open Terence Austin on fourth down closed out a disappointing 2010 season for the Redskins. I didn't expect a winning season, but the poor play calling, dancing linemen and incessant Haynesworth/McNabb pouting made the losing that much more painful. From pain comes laughter, though, so let's take a look back at the best moments in the Redskins' (latest) Year Of Failure, sorted in descending order by the level of psychotic tears laughter each moment produced.
Donovan McNabb Benched, Rex Grossman To Start In Dallas
Who had Week 15 in their "How Soon Will Donovan McNabb Get Benched" pool? If you did, it's time to collect your winnings.
Redskins Continue Streak, Beat Back Vikings Challenge
Well ain't this a kick in the pants? The Washington Redskins, faced with having to take the same long cut to the playoffs that they did the last time they found themselves all but eliminated and facing a slew of teams suddenly willing to play dead, took their act on the road to Minnesota and won 32-1421, in a game that was only briefly tense and was basically decided by an alert eye on the sidelines and a well-timed challenge by Joe Gibbs.
Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse
Sunday. Usually, a quiet, contemplative day in the Blogosphere. But not here in the Ist-a-Verse. Nonono! Just look below and see all of the wild and crazy stuff our staffs are up to. In Austin, bands are beginning to confirm for SXSW and the rumor mill is up and running. Good thing, too, because we all know how much Austinites love live performances. Austin also found itself in the national spotlight, with Longhorn Legend...
The Passion of the Gibbs: Cooley High Harmonies Power 'Skins
Going into the weekend, Redskins fans had a lengthy wishlist. A New England win over Tampa Bay, a Pittsburgh victory in Minneapolis, and Atlanta loss in frozen Chicago (which was aided and abetted by Rex Grossman, which means we can no longer say that Steve Spurrier never did anything for us), and, of course, a December victory over arch-rival Dallas Sunday evening at the Jack. So, umm…check, check, check, and, CHECK. The end result...

