Phew! It's been quite the year, huh? In this periodic end-of-the-year series, we look at the people and places that made 2011 what it was. In this installment, it's Sulaimon Brown.
This Was 2011: Sulaimon Brown
D.C. Council Passes Bill on Executive Hires
After Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) angered the D.C. Council by proposing legislation in late October that would require background checks for senior government officials, councilmembers moved today on their own version of the legislation that would prevent many of the hiring scandals that have plagued Mayor Vince Gray this year.
Congress Enmeshes Itself In D.C. Hiring
The last we heard from Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), he was talking about expanded budget autonomy. Today, he's apparently headed in the opposite direction, introducing legislation that would dictate D.C. government hiring practices.
The Saturday Morning Post
Good morning, Washington. Howard University refuses to relegate homecoming to a single weekend’s football game. Instead, the historically black university boasts a multi-day bash that’s said to be unrivaled in the Mid-Atlantic. The 87th annual cultural celebration kicked off last week, and this morning is the university's spirited homecoming parade. The event kicked off at 9:30 am, so go grab a spot along Georgia Avenue near Banneker High School for a good view of the procession.
Report: Key Gray Campaign Staffer Wore Wire
We all know that federal prosecutors are still looking into Mayor Vince Gray's 2010 campaign, notably claims that campaign staffers paid fellow candidate Sulaimon Brown to attack Adrian Fenty and that they illegally accepted cash contributions and turned them into money orders.
Sulaimon Brown Just Can't Catch a Break
Earlier this morning, Brown was arrested in the District for driving on a suspended Maryland license.
We Told You The Sulaimon Scandal Wasn't Over
When the D.C. Council committee investigating the Sulaimon Brown scandal rolled out its final report a few weeks back, D.C. Councilmember Mary Cheh (D-Ward 3) was careful to note that because of an unfulfilled subpoena for documents from Brown, the whole affair could be dragged back into public view at any time.
The Sulaimon Affair Comes to a Quick End
The flirtations were intense and the relationship rocky, but the District's affair with Sulaimon Brown and the wide-ranging investigation he provoked came to a quick and quiet end today.
Report Finds Evidence of Wrongdoing, But Gray Skirts Blame
Nepotism. Cronyism. Excessive salaries and bonuses. Perjury. These are all acts that a D.C. Council committee has found were committed by the Gray administration earlier this year, which are outlined in a 47-page report (with hundreds of pages of accompanying documentation) detailing how former failed mayoral candidate Sulaimon Brown got himself a $110,000-a-year government job despite scant qualifications for it.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Shades
The party's over. Yesterday, a D.C. Superior Court judge ruled that Peyton Brooks, the son of alleged bagman Howard Brooks, can invoke the Fifth Amendment to avoid testifying in front of Mary Cheh's Committee on Government Operations and the Environment, effectively ending the public side of Sulaimania.
Genius: WAMU Producer Remixes Sulaimon Brown Testimony
Yup, this is awesome. I mean, "Sunglasses at Night"? Well done, WAMU producer Michael Martinez, well done.
Brown Hearing: Humor, Heat, But Little Hard Evidence
It should have been clear from the outset that it wasn't going to be any normal D.C. Council hearing. The star witness, after all, refused to take off the sunglasses he was wearing.
Sulaimon and His Shades
The undisputed highlight of today's Council hearing on the hiring and engagement of Sulaimon Brown by the Gray administration: Brown's sunglasses, which he's worn all afternoon and refused to take off when asked to by committee chair Mary Cheh.
As Brown/Whiting Hearing Starts, Council Website Crashes
UPDATE: Oh, it looks like it's back up. Go, go, go, local political wonks!
Sulaimon Brown Finds Money Orders Alleged To Be From Gray Campaign
Tomorrow, Sulaimon Brown will finally testify in front of Mary Cheh's Council committee on government operations. And there'll be something new to talk about: the Post's Nikita Stewart reports that while preparing for his testimony, Brown located the money orders he claims the Vince Gray campaign gave him to disparage former mayor Adrian Fenty during last fall's election.
Sulaimon Brown Agrees to Testify in Front of Council
Earlier today, we suggested that someone from the Council's subpoena-serving office get down to Moultrie Courthouse, where Sulaimon Brown was to testify this afternoon. Turns out that wasn't necessary: Brown voluntarily said he'd testify during the hearing, reports Mike DeBonis. He'll appear June 6.
Sulaimon Brown to Testify in D.C. Court Today
Sulaimon Brown, the elusive individual who has so far done quite the job ducking the D.C. Council's attempts to subpoena and compel him to testify about the hiring practices of the Gray administration, will appear in D.C. Superior Court this afternoon.
Hey, Washington Times: Sulaimon Photoshops Are Our Thing
Last week, we asked the question: "where in the world is Sulaimon Brown?" Yeah, we were looking way too hard -- turns out, Brown's just been acting as a fill-in for D.C. Council Chair Kwame Brown at the top of the Washington Times' Monday morning Metro section.
Where in the World is Sulaimon Brown?
Since January, Sulaimon Brown has been the center of attention. But our crack team of satirical investigators has uncovered a fairly damning record of where Brown has been for the last few months.
Brown and Whiting Respond To Council's Court Threat
The D.C. Council passed emergency legislation yesterday which would allow it to take Sulaimon Brown and Cherita Whiting to court in order enforce subpoenas to compel their testimony -- and the strategy might actually work.
Council To Vote On Bringing Subpoena Battle To Court
UPDATE: Quick work by the Council! (Hey, maybe they all wanted to go get in line at Shake Shack.) After introducing the bill, Cheh and Tommy Wells had a brief back and forth regarding punishments for ducking the subpoena (basically, anyone doing so would be held in contempt), then the bill passed.
What Subpoena? Brown, Whiting No-Show Hearing
Both Sulaimon Brown and Cherita Whiting, who the Council spent serious time and effort subpoenaing to appear at a hearing on the hiring practices of the Gray administration, didn't show up as expected at the Wilson Building today.
Possible Discrepancy Found in Cherita Whiting Salary Docs
Somewhat lost in the Sulaimonmania has been the hiring of Cherita Whiting, who got a plum job in the Department of Parks and Recreation before resigning in April because she failed to disclose a 2001 felony conviction. But the Washington Times' Jeffrey Anderson has remained on the case!
Sulaimon Brown Has Been Served
The lengthy quest of Mary Cheh's office to serve a subpoena to Sulaimon Brown and Cherita Whiting has ended! A statement released this afternoon by the Councilmember says that Brown and Whiting were served notice via certified mail and are expected to appear before the Committee on Government Operations and the Environment on May 13. Mark your calendars, people.
Have You Seen This Man?
No, really: have you seen Sulaimon Brown? If so, Mary Cheh would really appreciate it if you would let her know.
Sounds Perfect For the Department of Health Care Finance
You think the District's the only place where people with connections (allegedly) proposition the guy in charge for a high-paying job? Think again. Confederate General Robert E. Lee was fielding these kind of requests back in the 1860s, guys.
Mayor Gray Finally Remembers Sulaimon Brown Phone Call
Since Sulaimon Brown appears to have no intention of abiding by Councilmember Mary Cheh's subpoena to testify in front of the Council about his claims that the Gray campaign paid him and gave him a job, we're left to hope that other people can piece together the gaps in the story. For example: on this morning's "The Politics Program" with Mark Plotkin, Mayor Vince Gray was finally able to recall the subject of a 14-minute phone call he had with Brown on July 15.
Veni, Vidi, Verti
Sulaimon Brown apparently made an appearance inside the Wilson Building this afternoon, told reporters that he wasn't going to testify, then left as staffers for Councilmember Mary Cheh scattered to try and serve him with a subpoena. So, yeah, that happened.
Cheh Oversight Hearing: Did The Invites Get Lost In The Mail?
We've now passed the hour mark on Ward 3 Councilmember Mary Cheh's oversight hearing on the hiring policies of Mayor Vince Gray and his administration. But so far, the most notable news is who isn't testifying at the hearing: Sulaimon Brown, former Gray Chief of Staff Gerri Mason Hall, Gray campaign chair Lorraine Green and campaign consultant and alleged bag man Howard Brooks, who weren't even on the hearing's witness list.
Gray: D.C. To Sue Deadbeat Travel Gnome
At a press conference today, Mayor Vince Gray announced that the District is filing a lawsuit against a surprising target -- the Travelocity gnome.

