They'll Turn You Into Marshmallows I know we posted about this earlier this week, but it's totally worth revisiting. Sing to the Tune of "I Want it Now" by Veruca Salt in 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' I want a feast! I want a ball feast! Free beer and bull's nuts Crown royal and bull's nuts, Can't eat enough bull's nuts, Give them to me now. Fifteen's the fee Saturday at eight Testicle Fair... more ›

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Perhaps we're all too hard in our criticisms of visitors to our city. They do pump millions of dollars into local food courts, restaurants, hotels and stores, but we're all well aware of the baggage they drag along with them to the nation's capital: themselves and their children, many unversed in standard rules of urban etiquette. more ›