Results tagged “wtf”

Canadian Embassy in D.C. Plans to Stage Mock Explosions

We had to read through this article from Canadian newspaper The Globe and Mail three times before we decided it wasn't necessarily an elaborate prank. According to reporter Paul Koring, it seems that during a two-day military conference set to convene at the Embassy of Canada in Washington Sept. 23-24, Canadian officials plan to stage a mock Afghan village in the courtyard of the embassy, in which they will set off a series of fake explosions. The pyrotechnical spectacle is apparently intended as a demonstration of Canadian military might, and especially their troops' activities in Afghanistan. The paper reports that American military officials, U.S. Congressmen and Afghan experts are expected to attend the conference. Here's what they'll be treated to:

The mock village, complete with a small souk and peopled by nearly a dozen Afghan actors, will be created in the courtyard of the Canadian embassy, halfway between the Capitol and the White House. A handful of Canadian soldiers and, Col. Martin hopes, U.S. Marines will arrive to "see the village leader" just as the IED blows up, "critically injuring" at least one Afghan, who will get immediate first aid from a Canadian medic.

Juice Up Before You Serve

This Hummer, spotted on 14th Street NW this afternoon, rather unfortunately invokes the words "Obama" and "energy" at the same time. On a Hummer. Apparently, O-Bam-Aah Energy Stix is energy supplement, whose creators have an original take on "fuel efficiency." But the O-Bam-Aaah! Energy Stix is not without its virtues! This is an energy drink that is only to be used for the powers of good. According to their Web site:

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