Top 50 Users
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| 1 | monkeyrotica | 439 |
A corned beef hash banh mi isn't that far from a Maid-Rite loose meat sandwich, in itself a sloppy joe minus the Manwich sauce, which is pretty f**king diner-ey. It's also diarrhea-ey, but that goes w... |
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| 2 | IMGoph | 290 |
+1.4... |
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| 3 | NewHCE | 186 |
I have to give martin a +1 for the subtle way he Austermuhled us all today. ... |
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| 4 | Wizzyliz | 148 |
...and he gets a Whale Cake!... |
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| 5 | DreadPirateRoberts | 147 |
This is downright shocking given that this paper is *supposed* to be running on teh gay time! Well done, guys, for pulling this one out of your ass at the last minute. But seriously - good work!... |
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| 6 | Over the River | 128 |
Actually from the joke where the cop says "hey lady, policemen don't have balls".... |
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| 7 | downtown rez | 83 |
IMO the solution the that problem would be for you to invite the thugs with you to watch crash and view depression era photos. And if that doesn't straighten them up, lock 'em inside your cave and go... |
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| 8 | Monk | 74 |
You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's alw... |
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| 9 | Guesty McSpanky | 73 |
and not to mention the fucknuts who scream it at you as you pass. those too! hah!... |
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| 10 | Kev29 | 64 |
Cheesesteak Eggroll from The Continental in Philly... |
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| 11 | Bethesdaist | 57 |
With the onions and pickle in it? I've never met anyone else who would admit to eating it, let alone liking it! ... |
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| 12 | DCnaive | 50 |
"Welcome to Borracho, honey!" This has got to be one of the more obscure references you've slung.... |
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| 13 | DJ Jesus Loves Lucy | 48 |
No flour in my take, but I take all the topping ingredients and heat them up in a saucepan to caramelize the sugar so it gets all kinds of gooey before spreading it out onto the taters. Then when it ... |
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| 14 | Martin Austermuhle | 40 |
Got it. Thanks!... |
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| 15 | Hillman | 39 |
Palin/Prejean 2012 isn't going to staff itself.... |
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| 16 | Kansas Jack | 39 |
This, too, is delicious. And, from experience, hold tight with the olive oil. There's nothing wrong with using, say, peanut oil, but it tastes a little odd. Also, if you burn them slightly, more de... |
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| 17 | cminus | 34 |
ANC Commissioners are in fact covered by the Hatch Act, but only because Congress forgot to remove them during the Home Rule process. As a result, the U.S. Office of Special Counsel has ruled that AN... |
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| 18 | oedrex1 | 32 |
no. zaytinya is overrated. i was deafened and underwhelmed. although that in itself is tough to do. ... |
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| 19 | dues | 32 |
Maybe gothamist throws a little spending cash their way for these reviews? Or maybe these media previews are free for everyone who attends? That last one seems a bit unlikely but hey, you never know... |
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| 20 | Fluxgirl | 29 |
Peasant Control was simply removing the unsightly stain of dissent so it wouldn't sully the vision of the Nazi overlords that were running the country (into the ground) at the time. ... |
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| 21 | DoorsLeftSide | 28 |
I'd add that to your craigslist ad the next time you need to find a roommate or subletter.... |
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| 22 | ishmael | 26 |
Do you see the tattoo on the arm of the guy on the left? mm-hmm, that's right. He's Team Jacob.... |
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| 23 | mommyworks | 26 |
Look at how well Drug Free School zones have worked. I agree with the lets enforce the existing laws. What defines a transit center and 50 foot radius will clog courts for years if this nonsense pa... |
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| 24 | demonfafa | 24 |
If Virginia officials are trolling around the state checking smoking compliance... and the fine is only $25... how the hell does that recoup the cost of their travel and lodging? Normally, Virginia's... |
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| 25 | iAManugget | 22 |
clearly. i dont know anyone who needs an entire roll of toilet paper other than those gals... |
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| 26 | finnegan | 22 |
Coercive abortions and Metro deaths. Those are the achievements I'll be pondering when I step into the voting booth next year.... |
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| 27 | Rukasu | 22 |
Note to self: Don't pick up any ladies at The Russia House this weekend... |
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| 28 | Virginia is for Losers | 21 |
There you go. Eastern Market would make a beautiful Whole Foods.... |
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| 29 | CJ_Scudworth | 21 |
It would be more impressive if the "safety zones" randomly changed location without warning.... |
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| 30 | jamie | 19 |
Too bad people in Virginia and Maryland will still be sending plastic bags downstream to us. If we care so much about trash why don't we pass a goddamn bottle bill?... |
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| 31 | Sommer Mathis | 19 |
I've deleted a comment from this thread for some needless namecalling. Let's keep it friendly, please!... |
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| 32 | MikeB | 18 |
You mean the Square 54 development? Right now it just says "contemplated" grocery store.... |
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| 33 | blittle | 18 |
That's also my favorite preparation for sweet potatoes, but I grill them rather than roast them and I thinly slice them lengthwise.... |
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| 34 | Deep | 18 |
He'll get some big votes up here in Mount Pleasant. All the signs read: Latinos for Graham!... |
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| 35 | neener | 17 |
See, I tend to disagree. The ANC job is so ineffectual that you want to elect someone who has some political juice to get your street sweeped.... |
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| 36 | Krull | 17 |
condoms and monogamy don't feel natural. neither does same sex anything. keep it on the down low.... |
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| 37 | jakers | 15 |
"How could anyone with such a patriotic bandana be guilty of a crime? It's confusing to us, too." Loved this soooo much. ... |
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| 38 | Tootie | 15 |
Granted it's a thankless job covering the Nationals day in and day out, and even Harlan's predecessor Barry "Spanky" Svrluga defected to the Redskins beat, which these days could very well count as a ... |
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| 39 | common_tater | 15 |
It's nice that you stand by your character reference for Susan Gibbs based upon your being acquainted with her. Congratulations on your brush with fame. You are correct; I do not care about her as a... |
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| 40 | slim pickens | 14 |
very recently were.... |
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| 41 | dodgecitydave | 14 |
Maybe they could use some locally sourced ingredients... like bullets. Shouldn't have to go too far to get a few of those.... |
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| 42 | sordid | 14 |
When comments criticizing men playing a wuss game get censored is when kittens knife Molly!... |
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| 43 | fafou | 13 |
I just want to say that the 2nd photo of Copper is so similar in style to centerfolds, I'm surprised that they didn't have a white star or ribbon across it to hide his "privates"... |
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| 44 | SockPuppet | 13 |
I, for one, WOULD like to know that my Donner Kabobs are 100% CHUD worthy.... |
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| 45 | WestEnder | 13 |
Oh, the problem is an evil landlord who failed to fix the lock. Phew! For a second, I thought their might be profound, intractable social problems underlying this crime. Glad it can just be attri... |
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| 46 | deesee | 13 |
If this company isn't licensed, how is it getting contracts to perform work for the DC government?... |
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| 47 | engineergirl | 13 |
I think these situations are indicative of the owner having some greater problem with the pet. I adopted an adorable dog from a family who claimed they couldn't keep her because they were moving to No... |
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| 48 | Tim | 13 |
Kind of like that map that showed where the District was allowed to distribute hypodermic needles?... |
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| 49 | Moose | 12 |
I should hope we're not hunting moose. :P ... |
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| 50 | DrewSTFU | 12 |
Heavens! Looks like my ladies is on time!... |



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