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1 monkeyrotica 439

A corned beef hash banh mi isn't that far from a Maid-Rite loose meat sandwich, in itself a sloppy joe minus the Manwich sauce, which is pretty f**king diner-ey. It's also diarrhea-ey, but that goes w...

On November 20, 2009 3:27 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
2 IMGoph 290

+1.4...

3 NewHCE 186

I have to give martin a +1 for the subtle way he Austermuhled us all today. ...

On November 20, 2009 11:27 AM in Morning Roundup: Change Edition
4 Wizzyliz 148

...and he gets a Whale Cake!...

On November 20, 2009 11:41 AM in Morning Roundup: Change Edition
5 DreadPirateRoberts 147

This is downright shocking given that this paper is *supposed* to be running on teh gay time! Well done, guys, for pulling this one out of your ass at the last minute. But seriously - good work!...

On November 20, 2009 4:28 PM in Former Blade Staffers Launch 'DC Agenda'
6 Over the River 128

Actually from the joke where the cop says "hey lady, policemen don't have balls"....

On November 20, 2009 2:56 PM in Go Home Already: What Lies Beneath
7 downtown rez 83

IMO the solution the that problem would be for you to invite the thugs with you to watch crash and view depression era photos. And if that doesn't straighten them up, lock 'em inside your cave and go...

On November 20, 2009 12:20 PM in Morning Roundup: Change Edition
8 Monk 74

You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's alw...

On November 19, 2009 7:15 PM in Sarah Palin Announces D.C. Area Book Tour Stop
9 Guesty McSpanky 73

and not to mention the fucknuts who scream it at you as you pass. those too! hah!...

10 Kev29 64

Cheesesteak Eggroll from The Continental in Philly...

On November 20, 2009 3:12 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
11 Bethesdaist 57

With the onions and pickle in it? I've never met anyone else who would admit to eating it, let alone liking it! ...

On November 20, 2009 4:43 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
12 DCnaive 50

"Welcome to Borracho, honey!" This has got to be one of the more obscure references you've slung....

On November 19, 2009 9:39 AM in First Look: The Passenger
13 DJ Jesus Loves Lucy 48

No flour in my take, but I take all the topping ingredients and heat them up in a saucepan to caramelize the sugar so it gets all kinds of gooey before spreading it out onto the taters. Then when it ...

On November 20, 2009 2:23 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
14 Martin Austermuhle 40

Got it. Thanks!...

On November 20, 2009 9:26 AM in Morning Roundup: Change Edition
15 Hillman 39

Palin/Prejean 2012 isn't going to staff itself....

On November 18, 2009 9:12 AM in Lanier: Fuentes Killing Not Gang Related
16 Kansas Jack 39

This, too, is delicious. And, from experience, hold tight with the olive oil. There's nothing wrong with using, say, peanut oil, but it tastes a little odd. Also, if you burn them slightly, more de...

On November 20, 2009 4:39 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
17 cminus 34

ANC Commissioners are in fact covered by the Hatch Act, but only because Congress forgot to remove them during the Home Rule process. As a result, the U.S. Office of Special Counsel has ruled that AN...

On November 18, 2009 4:44 PM in Jim Graham Announces Re-Election Bid
18 oedrex1 32

no. zaytinya is overrated. i was deafened and underwhelmed. although that in itself is tough to do. ...

On November 19, 2009 3:39 PM in José Andrés is GQ's Chef of the Year
19 dues 32

Maybe gothamist throws a little spending cash their way for these reviews? Or maybe these media previews are free for everyone who attends? That last one seems a bit unlikely but hey, you never know...

On November 19, 2009 10:37 AM in First Look: The Passenger
20 Fluxgirl 29

Peasant Control was simply removing the unsightly stain of dissent so it wouldn't sully the vision of the Nazi overlords that were running the country (into the ground) at the time. ...

21 DoorsLeftSide 28

I'd add that to your craigslist ad the next time you need to find a roommate or subletter....

On November 19, 2009 1:52 PM in Transit Stop 'Safety Zones' Could Blanket the City
22 ishmael 26

Do you see the tattoo on the arm of the guy on the left? mm-hmm, that's right. He's Team Jacob....

On November 19, 2009 2:02 PM in About Tonight
23 mommyworks 26

Look at how well Drug Free School zones have worked. I agree with the lets enforce the existing laws. What defines a transit center and 50 foot radius will clog courts for years if this nonsense pa...

On November 19, 2009 11:43 AM in Transit Stop 'Safety Zones' Could Blanket the City
24 demonfafa 24

If Virginia officials are trolling around the state checking smoking compliance... and the fine is only $25... how the hell does that recoup the cost of their travel and lodging? Normally, Virginia's...

On November 20, 2009 9:06 AM in Morning Roundup: Change Edition
25 iAManugget 22

clearly. i dont know anyone who needs an entire roll of toilet paper other than those gals...

26 finnegan 22

Coercive abortions and Metro deaths. Those are the achievements I'll be pondering when I step into the voting booth next year....

On November 18, 2009 2:13 PM in Jim Graham Announces Re-Election Bid
27 Rukasu 22

Note to self: Don't pick up any ladies at The Russia House this weekend...

On November 16, 2009 8:02 PM in Go Home Already: Taking the Piss
28 Virginia is for Losers 21

There you go. Eastern Market would make a beautiful Whole Foods....

29 CJ_Scudworth 21

It would be more impressive if the "safety zones" randomly changed location without warning....

On November 19, 2009 12:16 PM in Transit Stop 'Safety Zones' Could Blanket the City
30 jamie 19

Too bad people in Virginia and Maryland will still be sending plastic bags downstream to us. If we care so much about trash why don't we pass a goddamn bottle bill?...

31 Sommer Mathis 19

I've deleted a comment from this thread for some needless namecalling. Let's keep it friendly, please!...

On November 19, 2009 6:08 PM in About Tonight
32 MikeB 18

You mean the Square 54 development? Right now it just says "contemplated" grocery store....

33 blittle 18

That's also my favorite preparation for sweet potatoes, but I grill them rather than roast them and I thinly slice them lengthwise....

On November 20, 2009 4:52 PM in The Weekly Feed: Experimentation Edition
34 Deep 18

He'll get some big votes up here in Mount Pleasant. All the signs read: Latinos for Graham!...

On November 18, 2009 2:27 PM in Jim Graham Announces Re-Election Bid
35 neener 17

See, I tend to disagree. The ANC job is so ineffectual that you want to elect someone who has some political juice to get your street sweeped....

On November 18, 2009 4:10 PM in Jim Graham Announces Re-Election Bid
36 Krull 17

condoms and monogamy don't feel natural. neither does same sex anything. keep it on the down low....

On November 20, 2009 11:24 AM in D.C. Unemployment Rate Reaches 11.9 Percent
37 jakers 15

"How could anyone with such a patriotic bandana be guilty of a crime? It's confusing to us, too." Loved this soooo much. ...

On November 16, 2009 10:52 AM in Maryland Crackpot Profiled in Washington Times
38 Tootie 15

Granted it's a thankless job covering the Nationals day in and day out, and even Harlan's predecessor Barry "Spanky" Svrluga defected to the Redskins beat, which these days could very well count as a ...

On November 18, 2009 8:50 PM in Go Home Already: Between the Lines
39 common_tater 15

It's nice that you stand by your character reference for Susan Gibbs based upon your being acquainted with her. Congratulations on your brush with fame. You are correct; I do not care about her as a...

On November 13, 2009 12:46 PM in Morning Roundup: Long Ride Edition
40 slim pickens 14

very recently were....

41 dodgecitydave 14

Maybe they could use some locally sourced ingredients... like bullets. Shouldn't have to go too far to get a few of those....

On November 18, 2009 4:33 PM in First Look: The Passenger
42 sordid 14

When comments criticizing men playing a wuss game get censored is when kittens knife Molly!...

On November 19, 2009 11:48 PM in About Tonight
43 fafou 13

I just want to say that the 2nd photo of Copper is so similar in style to centerfolds, I'm surprised that they didn't have a white star or ribbon across it to hide his "privates"...

On November 19, 2009 3:20 PM in Pet Worth: This Month's Highly Adoptable Animals
44 SockPuppet 13

I, for one, WOULD like to know that my Donner Kabobs are 100% CHUD worthy....

On November 18, 2009 9:42 AM in Morning Roundup: Shade of Gray Edition
45 WestEnder 13

Oh, the problem is an evil landlord who failed to fix the lock. Phew! For a second, I thought their might be profound, intractable social problems underlying this crime. Glad it can just be attri...

On November 17, 2009 11:58 AM in Lanier: Fuentes Killing Not Gang Related
46 deesee 13

If this company isn't licensed, how is it getting contracts to perform work for the DC government?...

On November 19, 2009 9:43 AM in Vince Gray Has Had Better Days
47 engineergirl 13

I think these situations are indicative of the owner having some greater problem with the pet. I adopted an adorable dog from a family who claimed they couldn't keep her because they were moving to No...

On November 19, 2009 12:54 PM in Pet Worth: This Month's Highly Adoptable Animals
48 Tim 13

Kind of like that map that showed where the District was allowed to distribute hypodermic needles?...

On November 19, 2009 12:41 PM in Transit Stop 'Safety Zones' Could Blanket the City
49 Moose 12

I should hope we're not hunting moose. :P ...

50 DrewSTFU 12

Heavens! Looks like my ladies is on time!...

On November 18, 2009 12:42 PM in Photo of the Day: November 18, 2009

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