Top 50 Users
(from the past 30 days)| rank | avatar | name | comments | recent comment |
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| 1 | monkeyrotica | 398 |
Both Nickles and Mendelson are so full of it, they need to re-name this thread the Do Your Doody Edition. The Vitter reference makes this renaming even more urgent. Also, I really have to go potty.... |
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| 2 | IMGoph | 185 |
knuckleup: of course, you're just a selfish, whiny biker. that's what half the commenters here throw at you whenever you try to say anything as a biker. don't let the bastards get you down, i say!... |
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| 3 | OldPosterKnownAsCranky | 112 |
Re: the jury duty story -- Who wants to rub me and get some of my Jury Duty Summons Immunity juice all over them (it's also scientifically proven to be SPF-50)?... |
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| 4 | HCE | 80 |
DC is for criminals. Come stop by Arlington some time. People can have guns and carry them openly or concealed with a permit. Funny, but we have far fewer violent muggings and even fewer Wild West ... |
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| 5 | Bethesdaist | 74 |
I'm hoping the hot dudes in the adult diapers show up, personally. ... |
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| 6 | Reid | 68 |
"the recent rollout of changes to the 30s line, things are looking up for crosstown/cross-jurisdictional bus transit in the District." Except that the changes have made the 30s lines no longer "cross... |
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| 7 | Hillman | 65 |
I'm as big a fan of voting rights as anybody, but this is a cheap and tacky ploy designed primarily to make the City Council look like they are actually doing something. ... |
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| 8 | McGillicuddy | 64 |
where's Crystal City?... |
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| 9 | Mike Licht | 49 |
dank: showing up half an hour before they close Best way to get through any DC Government office.... |
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| 10 | flapjack | 49 |
Good to know he's going to be okay. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery and a quick arrest.... |
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| 11 | boondoggle | 45 |
That rail isn't the only thing cracked in Takoma, but I suppose a rail is easier to repair than a community belief system.... |
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| 12 | RJ | 43 |
Yes there are no people, but remember there are a ton of Federal Offices there and a tons of security guards who may or may not be asleep. I also wonder what the NTSB has to say about this as the bus... |
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| 13 | Vaughan | 43 |
agreed erincarly. i thought it was some sort of massive typo - or an acronym for "nicaraguan association of stately associations." um. or something. ... |
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| 14 | erahk0 | 42 |
proof, it's always good to travel with protection in DC. ... |
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| 15 | Rukasu | 38 |
in the dark?... |
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| 16 | MikeB | 35 |
They're certainly getting desperate for jurors. I went about five years between my first and second times getting called for duty, and just two years between the second and third. A friend a while bac... |
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| 17 | TimmyTucker | 35 |
Maybe DC could have a trial store at one of the booths in the Texas section of the Folklife Festival. I'm sure they'd be MORE than willing to lend a hand.... |
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| 18 | 14thandYou | 35 |
MoCo transit authorities are foolish to believe that anything short of a light rail line that is *fully* integrated with Metro will make the Purple Line a success. A bus line (anything that takes ove... |
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| 19 | MrTinDC | 33 |
Good point, Monkey, Jim Graham should do something like that - close the infamous City Paper article crack house down. Not the street per se...... |
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| 20 | Fluxgirl | 30 |
I fell asleep on the bus on the way home from kindergarten when I was like, 5 and consequently missed my stop (but got dropped off on the return trip, so no big deal). It didn't make the papers. 11 ... |
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| 21 | Disco Stu | 28 |
Monkey, maybe there could a Wii game where you do that while eating the burger? Or is virtual still too removed from visceral? ... |
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| 22 | demonfafa | 28 |
*supposed to read "with a mugger." at the end there.... |
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| 23 | iAManugget | 27 |
too bad they dont have a lake at reno - quick everyone in the arsenic!... |
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| 24 | MSto | 26 |
i haven't yet has that issue happen to me but i'll let you know if/when it does. the problem i've experienced is a cabbie's refusal to drive from DC to virginia. a couple of weeks ago a friend and i... |
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| 25 | blittle | 26 |
I dunno about the rest of you but that sign makes my asshole want to cry. And I stress "want to", b/c that combo is usually a two chapter visit to the loo for moi.... |
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| 26 | Wizzyliz | 25 |
I'll take Beer under DAIRY CHOICES for $1,000, Alex. ... |
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| 27 | voteprime | 25 |
Unrelated, but something I thought most of the people clicking into this comment section would be interested in: Gallery of Sawn-in-half-cameras from Wired's Gadget Lab blog. Yesterday I took a trip t... |
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| 28 | Politburo | 23 |
Most people are stupid.. older people are just better at keeping quiet about it.... |
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| 29 | loganmo | 23 |
McGillicuddy, doyou mean the dogs or the "vcr head cleaner" kind of whippets?... |
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| 30 | cminus | 22 |
Make it so the busses are on the far side of town from the passenger population center (and an extra 15 min from the BW Parkway) First of all, by moving the buses to L'Enfant, they're hardly moving... |
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| 31 | angrypenguin | 22 |
@ Monkey: Did the Dharma Initiative, the Bene Tleilax, and the Tetragrammaton sell their interests in demstore.com? ... |
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| 32 | stmove | 21 |
I think a lot of us can't wait for the gun store to open, if for nothing else so people can stand outside and see just what paranoid d-bags go in to get some protection for their highly valuable, self... |
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| 33 | rsplatpc | 21 |
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/7/f/c7f36a23697d035f43f4389a1c0b9e6b.jpg... |
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| 34 | Stanton Park | 21 |
I'm glad Metro has decided not to run trains in a pattern that matches the maps that are posted in every car, every station, every phone book, and every tourist book. We wouldn't want those tourists ... |
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| 35 | sumergocognito | 20 |
If DC tries to go kicking and screaming, I wonder if Congress will smack them down? Given that the Dems are in charge, probably not.... |
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| 36 | mellbell | 20 |
It wasn't rained out? Wish I'd gone then.... |
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| 37 | erincarly | 20 |
i've been waiting for weeks for this juried exhibition to open. thanks, dcist!... |
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| 38 | drew in adams morgan | 20 |
"The cops are aware of the house's operations and have intermittently posted a police car there (It was there when I parked on the same block Tuesday evening)" @jmaggs: Last time there was a shootin... |
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| 39 | Everett | 19 |
Sometimes pit bulls go wonky like that. Nothing specific needed to agitate him.... |
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| 40 | connie dobbs | 19 |
I's wanting another parrot, but Monkeys and parrots are natural enemies. At least in my house.... |
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| 41 | adamsmorgan | 18 |
@mauricelevy..if you honestly think "if they could just clear that corner it would pretty much take care of the entire neighborhood" is a true statement, you're smoking some of the crack that everyone... |
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| 42 | 16th Street Line | 18 |
In other words, the only incorporated territory of the United States without equal political status under the Constitution is the District of Columbia (and, if you want to get really pedantic, /wiki/P... |
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| 43 | miss bee | 18 |
those traffic cops in brookland were bangin' awesome this afternoon. nicely done.... |
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| 44 | hillrat | 18 |
But in DC it's all about the staffing. As much as I would like to argue with you about this generalization; I have to admit that you are maybe, possibly correct about the customer service ethos in DC... |
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| 45 | Dauragon | 18 |
I'm actually kind of sad by this. I hate seeing places like this go. Hope they can find another spot! :D *tips hat*... |
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| 46 | Esmeralda | 17 |
So mean, Sommer! Why do you taunt me with the pool, why? Seriously. I want to just dive into that picture. Well, except that if I did I would probably crack my head open, since it clearly says No Div... |
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| 47 | Jaynuze | 16 |
"John [Tsombikos] has recently become more interested in owning real estate." Once his purchase has been made ... prepare your spray cans DC. Eye for an eye? ... |
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| 48 | LegalMoose | 16 |
I get called like clockwork every 26 months. My boss loves that (not). ... |
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| 49 | sordid | 16 |
This was an absolutely awesome game. I'm not a dedicated soccer fan, but I am a fan of sport. I watched this game and the Euro Cup. Hands down this was the better game of the day. I only wish someb... |
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| 50 | JoanArkham | 16 |
Gelato is great, but I'd kill to find some dondurma in this town. Anyone? Beuller? Monkey?... |