“I’m just trying to remind myself that you’re not a bitch.”

Beatles historian Bruce Spizer takes us back 60 years ago, when The Beatles performed for 8,000 screaming fans at the Washington Coliseum.

“The last wedding I went to was a Hinge wedding. The next wedding I’m going to is a Bumble wedding.”

“I have to get off that horse now before I end up lost in the desert of despair.” 

“When I turned 27, I realized, ‘Woah, I’ve got to check myself before I wreck myself.’”

“I’m deep in Navy Yard. I’m basically in Virginia.”

For now, it’s just the skywalk behind Rosslyn’s strange architectural duo that’s bound for the hereafter.

About two dozen people showed up for the “Battle of Snowpenheimer” after a call out out by the Washington DC Snowball Fight Association (yes that’s a real thing).

“I’ve got emotions, and Taylor Swift is the happy emotion.”

“You can’t find anything here. I couldn’t find a German advent calendar.”