From DCist contributor Kate Ghiloni:

Once you and your liberal (or not so) roommates have feasted on the Dominos deal offering a discount to bipartisan roommates, head to the Mandarin Oriental’s new spa for some post-lunch pampering. Minutes from Capitol Hill, this new 10,000 square foot spa has something for politicos of all ages and affiliations.

Their new promotion, “The Body Politic” features exfoliation, massage therapy and facials tailored to your conservative or lefty views. (D’s get the Balinese hot oil massage and R’s can loosen up with a deep tissue aromatherapy treatment.) The three hour treatment will set members of either party back $390. Hitting the campaign trail and no time to stop? Swing by for an at-home package, with such patriotic goodies as red clay masks and blue eye gel – a must to keep you totally Zen until November.