Are you stuck in town this weekend with nothing to do? Have you been negligent in your intake of vitamin D, vitamin B6, folate, calcium, iron and manganese? Do you like felines? Then DCist has the perfect activity for you this weekend.

A Craigslist posting is advertising an oatmeal-eating party of all things.

Are you open to eating large amounts of oatmeal without suger or milk? Then I am hosting an oatmeal eating bash at my abode this weekend.. I supply the oatmeal, you supply the large stomachs.. I’m a female, 46, 9 children & a few cats.

If you go, please send DCist photos. We’re really curious about this one.