The federal government can be goofy. The bureaucratic red tape, odd programs and random acronyms can drive any citizen nuts and can certainly push an unstable civil servant into the loony bin. (This DCist spent six months confined to a dark federal building office in L’Enfant Plaza, five of which were spent trying to process an order for office supplies.)

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