Sometimes, we come across strange and odd stuff on Craigslist. And in a sort-of-funny Rants and Raves post, we learn of a new terrorist threat we face: “Al Qaeda roofied my silly ass and then sent John Goodmans big sister to have her way with me. Just to let me know they can.”

According to the Craigslist, our victim goes to the restroom after talking for some time and doing some shots with a Saudi man at a Georgetown bar. On his return …

… the bartender points at a fresh drink and says “Dude bought you a drink, said he had to go meet some chick and nice talking to you, all that crap.”

And here is the new apparent terrorist danger …

Soon enough, a larger woman who looks like she could be John Goodman’s sister appears and this is the result:

Next thing I know I wake up in my own bed today feeling like a truck(s) ran over my head when I look over and JESUS! There’s Jane Goodman passed out beside me, naked in all her horror with a big smile on her face.

Now, just to be clear, there isn’t any clear connection spelled out on Craigslist between the Saudi man and the al Qaeda network. We think that there may be some assumed ignorance embedded in the victim’s perceptions of Arabs. (We wouldn’t like to spark any unnecessary diplomatic quarrels …)

(Image of John Goodman playing Linda Tripp from NBC’s “Saturday Night Live”)