The -ist world has not made its way down to South Florida yet. But that doesn’t mean the blogging world hasn’t. DCSOB, who has been on vacation in Miami the past week or so, returns from the land of Marisleysis Gonzalez, “Miami Vice“, the NBC power sit-com trifecta “Empty Nest,” “Golden Girls” (above) and “Nurses” and the “pathetic Metromover downtown circulator system” to report that things are better here in the nation’s capital — so much so, he put together a fun comparisons listing.

To future Miamist editors, we apologize in advance. We’re sure your city is quite lovely.

And yes, we’re shocked that there’s a Golden Girls Central website, where we snagged the image strip above. That’s a little too much Bea Arthur.