Proving to women everywhere that you can turn an, uh, adversarial situation into lots of bling, New York magazine reports that Jessica Cutler, shining star of Capitol Hill, has had the rights to her book, “The Washingtonienne,” optioned by HBO. And not only has HBO optioned it, but Sarah Jessica Parker, who graced the channel for six years of “Sex and the City,” will co-produce.

An insider source says that back in May, Showtime and HBO were being pitted against one another for the rights, with HBO winning out. As for the show itself, it will reportedly be episodic and focused on one main female character, a fish-out-of-NYC-water who’s been unceremoniously thrust (heh) into D.C.

Well, godspeed, Ms. Cutler. From sex for money, to blog, to book, to television show – isn’t that the American dream? We have to say that we were entirely unprepared and surprised by this seemingly unstoppable juggernaut of breasts and sex with boring politicians that has swept the nation. We can’t wait for the day when the Washingtonienne is appearing in theaters near you.

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