Swimming pools. Cookouts. Cocktails al fresco. All great signs of summer. But linen pants?

While there are a myriad of summer delights to which we aren’t quite ready to bid adieu, DCist compiled a list of some warm weather looks we hope get filed away with the tiki torches…

5. Madras Pants: For reasons unknown, something about patchwork plaid fabric guarantees that the wearer will be “that guy” at the party. Madras pants might be perfectly appropriate for summering on the Cape, but it doesn’t quite translate into corporate culture. If you must, wear it to one last clambake this weekend, but not to the office.

4. Jean shorts: Whether they are worn knee-length with sneakers and a fanny pack for a day of sightseeing, cutoff for a sub par movie remake of a TV show or Bermuda style with heels, it’s time for jean shorts to go. Immediately.

3. Strapless/Halter Tops…at Work: We doubt that there are any offices where this look ever was appropriate, but we hope that cooler temps will remove the temptation to expose your upper half. We can never remember whether less is more or more is less, but when it comes to baring skin at work, more is, well, more.

2. Seersucker Suits: Breezy summer fabric or preppy nightmare? Discuss among yourselves, but pack it up.

1. White: White shoes, white belts, transparent white pants worn with black thongs…stop feeling bitter that you weren’t invited to Diddy’s White Party in the Hamptons and retire anything a 72 year-old in Florida wears year-round. It’ll be therapeutic.

What about you? Any summer trends you can’t wait to see go?

Pictured above are Democratic Senator Blanche Lincoln (Ark.) and Republican Senators Bill Frist (Ten.), Norm Coleman (Min.), and Trent Lott (Mis.) on “Seersucker Thursday,” a yearly Senate tradition. Ewwwwwwww. Picture from Getty Images.