We told you once, we told you twice, we’re telling you a third time just for good measure. DCist is having its very first birthday party tonight at Stetson’s from 7 to 10 p.m., and you should be there. Here’s just a few reasons why:

>> Editor Rob Goodspeed has a tendency to remove articles of clothing after imbibing only 1.5 alcoholic beverages. What can we say, he’s a bit of a lightweight. And fun for the whole family.

>> Feel like you just can’t stand the direction DCist is taking these days? Come spew expletives at us in person! There will even be free cake standing by for those of you with a penchant for slapstick comedy.

>> Did we mention how cheap the drinks are? Pretty darn cheap. DCist is always keeping an eye out for your pocketbook. DCist cares.

>> Yet another chance for you to curl up inside the warm, safe womb of Mama DCist. There, there readers. Everything is going to be all right.

>> In a tribute to the ghost of DCist past, former editor Mike Grass is hosting one of his infamous trivia contests. Put your WMATA knowledge to the test, and if you win, make sure to order something expensive. Grass’ cushy new job has to be good for something.

See you tonight.