D.C. Couple Embarks on Never-Ending Journey
Who knew we were in the midst of adventurers? Taking after the infamous Winter, who has taken a quest to visit every Starbucks in the country, D.C. residents Jacinda and Jerry have decided to visit every Starbucks in the District. DCist is slack-jawed. There must be 63,700 Starbucks in the city, at least. Well, actually, there are only 50 Starbucks stores within the District’s bounds, but still — new ones open every day, even on Sundays! These people are clearly crazy and/or jobless.

For our benefit, we guess you could say, they’ve opted to blog their experience, and thus far have had the pleasure of witnessing a car fire and Lance Armstrong’s be-spandexed glutes.

DCist wants to know when these people are going to sleep. With that much caffeine raging through their systems, will they even be able to sleep? If they do, they’ll never catch up. Starbucks is a monster, Jacinda and Jerry. It is a monster that sneaks up behind you whenever you bend over to inspect the triple espresso death brownie or the packaged lunch of processed non-dairy cheese and carrot-like addiction vegetables and bites you on the ass. And if they choose to embark on similar adventures but hitting only independent coffee shops, we’re happy to note that the internet has made finding those pretty damn easy.