Just kidding.

But as you may have noticed, today’s Morning Roundup did not include the usual comments feature. Before you get all conspiracy-minded, let us say that comments have been disabled for a perfectly legitimate reason — technical difficulties. Not because we’re trying to stifle our critics, much less because we are fending off an attack from he-who-shall-not-be-named, but an unexpected technical bump in the road. There seems to be a slight hiccup in our publishing software that prevents us from accepting comments or trackbacks, so, for the time being, we’re going to have to do without them.

Fear not, though — we have the best and the brightest working to resolve the issue. And until then, if you’re really itching to offer us an opinion or tell us about that great deal you got on car insurance or Viagra, you’re probably tech-savvy enough to track down our email addresses.

Update: Comments are back in force. We know some of you have held it in for long enough, so let loose.