Oh sure, everyone gets devastated when Belle & Sebastian or the Foo Fighters sell out, but we all know the REAL tickets to have this summer are going to be to Monty Python’s Spamalot!, opening June 6.

According to the National Theatre’s own brand of spam – that is, its courtesy alert list – those anxious to get tickets before the rush Feb. 26 can visit BroadwayOffers.com or call 800-872-8997 and mention the code “SLTCX44”. Give it a try, though who knows how many presale tickets are available.

Meanwhile, some DCists have already had luck ordering from Telecharge earlier this month, despite the official sale date being Sunday, though that presale seems to be exclusively for American Express cardholders. Ah well; try out the code, and it might bring you one step closer to killer rabbits, knights who say “NI” and the elusive grail itself.