“I find the most willing kinky geeks.”

DCist talked with Samantha Wolov, American University’s own queen of “dirty pictures” Sunday night, and found that despite the erotic stuff, all the blow jobs and the cum shots, Wolov is by all measures not your standard, wild 21-year-old. She doesn’t do drugs. She is entirely monogamous. She doesn’t drink at all.

“OK, I had a cocktail once. But I got buzzed after a few sips, so I don’t…,” she explained.

Wolov equates art with porn and porn with art. “There’s no difference,” she said. She shows me April’s edition of Playboy. Not the interview with Keanu Reeves, but the fold-out spread of Anne Dorrough. “What’s the difference between this and a Monet? They’re the same.” We flip through. The lighting, the eye contact. It’s more confrontational. “As long as there’s a reaction.”

(Pictured: Untitled (a kiss))