They’ll Turn You Into Marshmallows
I know we posted about this earlier this week, but it’s totally worth revisiting.
Sing to the Tune of “I Want it Now” by Veruca Salt in ‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’
I want a feast!
I want a ball feast!
Free beer and bull’s nuts
Crown royal and bull’s nuts,
Can’t eat enough bull’s nuts,
Give them to me now.
Fifteen’s the fee
Saturday at eight
Testicle Fair
At the Hall Legionnaire
They remove all the hair! And,
Give in to balls now.
