As you’re all probably aware, DCist is part of a massive global conglomerate known as Gothamist, a network of 15 city-centric blogs. And while our overlords in New York set their sights on a new host of cities to blog into submission, one creative blogger has taken the -ist phenomenon to a new and amusing extreme. Among our favorites:

DCist may be de-centralizing a little soon and going ultra-local — MoCoist, Fairfaxist, Nearlingtonist, Farlingtonist, and Baltimorist are but a few ideas we’ve tossed around. And PrinceWilliamCountyist. Obvs.