Local blogger the Nabob has a modest proposal over at Pygmalion in a Blanket for all you kids out there grappling with the reality of the 10 p.m. curfew law (in case you’ve missed it, here’s a breakdown of all the new rules going into effect tonight). His solution? It’s the Nabob to the rescue:

I’m officially offering my services as a grown up to anyone wanting to violate the curfew tonight. It’s not cheap, though. $50/ hour between 10pm and 12am, during which you can complain that you didn’t know the new rules because the police department’s website doesn’t work and you don’t watch the news. $100/hour after midnight because it’s tough to argue your way around the normal summer curfew.

Sounds reasonable to us. Although asking for both ice water and Diet Dr. Pepper just seems a bit prima donna-ish. Actually, now that we think about it, the DCist staff is chock-full of legal adults who are plenty immature enough to hang with high schoolers, and underpaid enough they’d probably be willing to work for half the price. $25 an hour? Why the heck not. Consider the DCist Adult Friend Team — commonly known as DAFT — officially open for business.