Today’s photo reminds me of last week’s Popbitch joke:

A man answers a knock at his back door. He can’t
see anyone but then notices a tortoise. The tortoise
says “You couldn’t lend me a fiver could you?”

The man picks him up, calls him a cheeky bastard
and chucks him down the garden. Three months later
there’s another knock at the back door. The man
opens it to find the same tortoise there again
who says “That wasn’t very nice now was it?”

This photo was taken by Flickr user eyecaptain. You can see the EXIF data here.