>> Helen Thomas will be moved to the second row in the new White House Press briefing room, which will be completed early this summer. The end of an era, or the beginning of a bold new world where Tony Snow might occassionally mistake her for someone else and actually answer her questions? [Politico]

>> When Keeping it Real on Amazon.com Goes Wrong [Sarah Disgrace]

>> If you can believe it, more rate hikes are in store for area cable television subscribers. We’ll see your Comcasm and raise you a Tantric Sex Marathon On-Demand, except strike all of that and reverse it. [The Consumerist]

>> Remind us that it is possible to feel sympathy for area cab drivers the next time they try to rip us off. [WTOP]

>> Get well soon, Bald Britney.

>> And you get well soon, too, Rusty. No doubt your review of Unhooking is the most anticipated post so far in the D.C. blogosphere this year. We probably won’t be able to sleep tonight in anticipation. [Why I Hate D.C.]

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