Funniest thing — we met Dave from Monopoli at Warehouse Next Door on Friday evening and he told us a story about a Boston band called Two Man Advantage who wear Bruins jerseys and random bits of hockey gear for their shows.

Try as we may’ve, we couldn’t convince Dave that Monopoli should follow suit in a local equivalent, and when he sees the Caps new uniforms, he’s definitely not going to go for it. Elliot In The Morning has posted an unconfirmed photograph of the fashion fiasco the Caps are going to squeeze their players into for next season. There’s been talk around the team of a similar concept, so we believe this is the real deal, but no one could have predicted such horrible execution.

Unconfirmed photograph of the new Caps jerseys by flickr user Eye Captain.