>> Along with their still awaited Local Blogger Directory, washingtonpost.com is set to roll out a social networking function this spring. How long will we have to wait before Hank Stuever starts updating his profile every hour with cryptic messages in an elaborate attempt at online performance art? [Fishbowl DC]

>> A woman was struck by a Green line train on Sunday night at the Suitland station, after falling onto the tracks. Amazingly enough, her injuries that were not life-threatening. [WaPo]

>> Visit the very spot in Arlington where, in an 1825 duel, Secretary of State Henry Clay of Kentucky and Sen. James Randolph of Virginia failed even to injure each other. Then, visit the very spot in D.C. where, in 1987, a Sidwell Friends senior who was babysitting and her boyfriend, a junior at St. Albans School, tried to get to second base but were interrupted the parents who hired her returned early from a terrible staging of Noises Off. [Free Ride]

>> The massive construction site for the Chinese Embassy near the Van Ness Metro stop comes complete with its own Communist Labor Camp. [Wonkette]

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