>> Are you ready for Papal Invasion ’08? There won’t be a Popemobile, but there will plenty of groveling for everyone to forget about all that molestation stuff. [WashTimes]
>> Welcome to the blogosphere, WTOP.
>> Wonkette blogger Alex Pareene and his girlfriend Ally Kearny laugh in the face of fake danger! [City Desk]
>> Two D.C. police officers said a teenager driving a stolen Jaguar tried to run them down in Petworth last night. The officers were slightly injured, but thankfully, they didn’t shoot him. [WaPo]
>> Rumors about a possible sale of Velvet Lounge and a U Street version of Tunnicliff’s? Oh, we’ll be looking into this tomorrow. [Prince of Petworth]
>> Please, please stop talking like a pirate.
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