Well this is … disgusting. Showtime drama Dexter, which is the show everyone says is good but nobody watches, has filled a small makeshift fountain at Union Station with red dye to make it look like blood. Dexter, in case you didn’t know, is the Michael C. Hall (Six Feet Under) series that follows a blood splatter expert who also kills people for fun — but you know, only bad people.

Showtime may owe our intrepid photographer $2 for dry-cleaning. Government contractors beware, please look up from your newspaper when entering or exiting the west side of the Union Station metro stop –- your white shirts have been warned.

There isn’t much else to see at Showtime’s monolithic viral marketing ploy for the sophomore season of Dexter – one of 14 across the country. The one in Philly seems at least more ambitious, if perhaps even more offensive.

Photos and contributions by Eddie Kim