>> We would have liked to have read about “The Best Bars in DC For Ensuring That You Will Not Run Into a Single Person Even Vaguely Connected With Politics or Media (crossposted to Gridskipper).” Good luck to you, Pareene. [Wonkette]
>> A fire will be set Saturday morning on Metrorail’s bridge over the Potomac River as part of an emergency-response drill involving 100 firefighters from seven area jurisdictions. The Yellow line will be shut down between the King Street and Fort Totten stations from 7 a.m. to noon Saturday only. [Examiner]
>> One more reason to avoid Crystal City. [WaPo]
>> “It seems I’m not the first pervert to wonder.” [City Desk]
>> We were already sufficiently scared of crossing guards after that Jack Nicholson movie. [WTOP]
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