Thanks to Christmas and days off and such, it was a bit of a slower week for comments, but there are still plenty of gems worth sharing.

OldPosterKnownAsCranky gets the nod for comment of the week:

Hello? Hello?

[thump, thump]

Is this thing on?

Man, it royally sucks ass to have to work on Christmas Eve.

After the jump, cranky Catania, drive through booze, cougars, and the esteemed best avatar and username awards.

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