Via Apartment Therapy (hat tip to reader Sara B. for the link), we couldn’t help thinking this was pretty rad: local furniture designer Justin Couch (could that possibly be his real name?) is selling custom coffee tables shaped like the District of Columbia. Available in black and white formica as well as the walnut ply finish pictured above, this could be just the accessory those of you who’ve worn out your three stars/two bars T-shirts need to complete an entirely pro-D.C. aesthetic. Although, the “District Table” runs $600 plus any shipping costs, so you’ll have to be a little more financially solvent than most of us layabout bloggers to afford this sort of Washington-focused extravagance. Maybe one of you wealthy readers would like to donate one to DCist headquarters? If we shouldn’t have one, we don’t know who should!

For more information, you can contact justincouch(at)hotmail.com, or call 404-202-7183.