>> Superstar athlete Serena Williams is set to join the new Washington Kastles World Team Tennis franchise. [D.C. Sports Bog]

>> Follow our own Heather Goss’s home remodeling adventures. [Open House Blog]

>> Hey, wait a minute! We, uh, resemble that remark. [Jezebel]

>> More hilarious D.C. government hijinks regarding who wants tickets to which events at the Verizon Center. Although the fact that David Catania prefers the Spice Girls while Jack Evans only has eyes for Barry Manilow should surprise literally no one. [WTOP]

>> “About a week ago Hard Rock started renovating the bar area, we’re hoping they can turn it into a place that locals & tourists alike can enjoy.” [Penn Quarter Living]

>> What not to do if you’re a U.S. Foreign Service officer. [AP via NBC4]

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