>> “The water was temporarily shut off yesterday at one of the District’s main social service offices because the commercial real estate company that leases the five-story building to the city for $212,000 a month had not paid the utility bill.” [WaPo]

>> “Ben is one of the few Jewish cabbies still driving in Washington and he looks like Rick Moranis from the movie Honey I shrunk The Kids.” [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]

>> Classes were canceled and the campus locked down at the small private Ferrum College in Franklin County, Va. as police searched for a man who was seen with a gun on campus. [AP via WTOP]

>> The Archdiocese of Washington is giving 14,000 tickets to about 120 Catholic dioceses for the April Mass that will be celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI at the Nationals ballpark. [AP via WUSA]

>> Sen. John Warner was admitted to a Washington area hospital Monday for observation after experiencing the return of an irregular heart beat. [CNN Political Ticker]

>> “An article complaining about the surplus of bedbug horror stories right next to a bedbug horror story. Talk about speaking out of both sides of your mouth.” [why.i.hate.dc]

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