A user on the Washington, D.C. page of the USASexGuide’s massage parlor online discussion forum was kind enough to link to a post of ours earlier this week, at which point we were alerted to the web site’s existence. And boy oh boy, does it contain mounds of helpful/hilarious information about which Asian massage parlors in the District offer the best “full service” technicians. In other words, this is a chat room for men to share with each other where they can find massage parlors that trade in sex workers. Some of the terms used, along with some small images at the top of the page, are NSFW, so proceed with some caution when you follow this link. UPDATE: It should be noted that not every single one of the massage parlors mentioned are necessarily “Asian”. The vast majority of posters on this web site refer to AMPs, or Asian Massage Parlors, but there do appear to be some establishments mentioned that employ women who are not Asian.

This online forum is available for the public to read without registration, and the men who frequent it often use code words and acronyms, many of which are explained in a handy glossary. So which D.C. massage parlors do the posters on USASexGuide say offer more than just massages these days? A few we could figure out:

• One frequently mentioned parlor is Supra Spa at 1333 Connecticut Ave. NW #4, just south of Dupont (also known as Dupont Spa elsewhere in the forum). Although a recent posting on the web site indicates one user thought Supra might now be closed, a call placed to its listed phone number was answered by a woman who simply said, “hello.”
• The 1333 Spa at 1333 Green Court NW, just below Thomas Circle, which is often advertised in the Washington City Paper. It’s generally referred to just as “1333” on the forum. What’s up with the number 1333 being common to these two establishments? A call to 1333 Spa confirmed they are open for business.
• The most recent comments on the site suggest that the 14K Spa at 1413 K St. NW has recently reopened for business. The 14K Spa was one of five locations raided by federal agents in a sex-slave trafficking sting in 2006.

There are many other establishments mentioned that are hard to tell if they are still open or not, or are referred to by nicknames, and we have yet to compile an exhaustive list.

If you’d rather not check out the massage parlor forum in the office, allow us to share some of the highlights. Some of our favorite passages are below the jump — but keep in mind, these descriptions are graphic. Follow at your own risk.