Thank you for having me as your guest blogger today. Sommer Mathis, in all her glory, returns next week. Please feel free to visit me here and here. And now, your Go Home Already for Friday, April 4.

>> Nation’s Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization: “When you have a bejeweled, buckle-shoed duke willing to pay 11 or 12 times the asking price for a block of renovated brownstones—and usually up front with satchels of solid gold guineas—hardworking white-collar people who only make a few hundred thousand dollars a year simply cannot compete.” [The Onion]

>> Buried in the “for Kids” section of the Treasury Department, there’s a page featuring Excel spreadsheets of alcohol distributors and wholesalers, nationwide. News you can use, kids! [Treasury Department]

>> Don’t be so hasty to throw those stinky leftovers out! They could be award-winning. [Endless Simmer]

>> Congratulations to nine DC students, who won scholarships to George Washington University. There, they will meet people from New Jersey. [DC Wire]

>> DC Cab riding, cajun style! [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie]

>> “WHAT IS SHE DOING TO THAT CAKE?!!?? THAT’S SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!” [Pygmalion In A Blanket]

>> Hey! Wanna know what’s been happening with that Tower of Invincibility whose email alerts I signed up for? Not a frakking thing. [By The Way Battlestar Galactica Returns Tonight]

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