>> Two Northwest Washington banks were robbed this morning in apparently unrelated heists. [WaPo]

>> D.C. rescue workers responding to a 911 call about a man having seizures on Wednesday went to the wrong block and gave up looking for him until a second report came in to say that he was no longer breathing. [WaPo]

>> A former FEMA employee pleaded guilty on Friday to stealing the identifies of more than 200 people. [NBC4]

>> “I’m beginning to think that the only time they let Cherkis out of the CP office is for a daily drive around Columbia Heights, the better to see how bad traffic has gotten. And, god willing, to get spat upon by Matthew Borlik.” [The Bellows]

>> “About 70 of us gathered at Nationals Park on a rainy Sunday for a shot at the anthem on the field, live before an audience of thousands at a game, as well as heard over the Nationals and XM Radio networks.” [DC Metblogs]

>> Said Weingarten: “It’s customary to thank one’s spouse at these things, and I have a wonderful spouse. But she had nothing to do with this. But then I thought, if Hillary Clinton can claim 35 years of government experience… my wife WROTE this!” [Fishbowl DC]

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