>> First earthquakes. Then tornadoes. And now, alligators. We’ve got the makings of a terrible disaster movie on our hands, D.C. [Associated Press]

>> The person who found the woman in the Potomac yesterday was… Wonder Woman? [ABC 7]

>> Snyder: “All yr Redskins coverge are belong to us.” [Mister Irrelevant]

>> Senate clerking: officially the worst job in Washington. [Huffington Post]

>> All worked up and just wanna calm down? Why don’t you drink a drank. [Jezebel]

>> ““Kimmy Gibler” is fairly in international waters. I did a show a few weeks ago in Andrea’s (who played Gibbler) hometown and I left her a message asking if she wanted to come to the show and get harassed. She called back to say that she was in Hawaii, otherwise she would have love to come to tell me to fuck off.” [BYT]

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