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• Ponder this headline: “Everything seemingly is spinning out of control.” Decide whether it’s from the Onion or a non-fake news outlet before you click. [via DCeiver]
• A driver destroyed the new LeDroit Park iron gate at the intersection of Florida Ave. and 6th and T Streets NENW. [bloomingdale]
• Looks like the new Five Guys in Columbia Heights will be opening this week. [Prince of Petworth]
• Expect that Heller decision on Wednesday. [WTOP]
• There’s a fundraiser for victims of the Iowa floods in D.C. tonight. [WJLA]
• Is the first night of Fort Reno going to get rained out? The best answer we can offer right now is maybe. A Severe Thunderstorm Watch remains in effect until 10 p.m. — but the rain might just end up missing most of northern D.C. [Capital Weather Gang]