OK, OK. You all keep sending in “tips” about the YouTube trailer Wonkette put up yesterday that seems like there could maybe be a scripted TV show in the works called DC Prep. You know, a fake documentary-style type thing where the main characters are all naughty, hot, and the children of powerful Washington politicos. Except that we can virtually guarantee this show is not real. It’s a fine enough trailer put together by an amateur, but a) IMDb.com reveals no such show is in production, b) not a single actor in the trailer is someone anyone has ever seen before, meaning this cast as is would never be on network television, c) it contains some glaring and embarrassing typos, and d) it does not mention affiliation with any network, cable or otherwise. This trailer was surely put together by an aspiring director named Brian Lazzaro and minor actress Cameron Goodman (who has a small role in the upcoming film version of The Informers), as a means to pitch the concept of such a show to TV executives in L.A. And hey, maybe they’ll bite. Stranger things have happened. But mark my words, this is not a show that currently exists.