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• The D.C. government is making the switch from Microsoft Office to a system based entirely on Google Apps — amazing! It’s so forward-thinking it almost gives us hope that many of you will one day be able to convince your bosses to let you download a browser other than Internet Explorer.
• Looking for a big party? Looking for a big party with a really crass theme?
• Bam! Emeril is going to be filming in Fairfax, and is looking for locals who want to be on the show.
• Carol Schwartz has hired Fenty political strategist Tom Lindenfeld to help her with her write-in campaign.
• Two Maryland men who worked as special police officers for the D.C. public schools have pleaded guilty to taking bribes from someone who ran an illegal for-profit parking operation on the grounds of Eastern Senior High School.
• A new Italian deli co-created by a Penn Quarter resident will soon open on H Street NE.