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• Hey everybody, John McCain thinks Washington residents are members of the elite! Woohoo! Will this help me be able to afford to buy health insurance?
• Joe McCain feels terrible about calling 911 over a traffic delay on the Wilson Bridge, and is withdrawing from all McCain campaign activities.
• The deal for that big multi-use development planned for 14th and T Streets NW looks like it might be falling apart, despite having added Dave Chappelle as one of its investors.
• Momiji, a new sushi restaurant, has opened on 5th Street in Chinatown.
• Metro is seeking new members for its Riders Advisory Council.
• Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly need any more reasons not to go to Tysons Corner…
• A more than decade-old murder case looks to finally have some closure, as Michael Dickerson has pleaded guilty to the 1996 murder of his girlfriend, Shaquita Bell, and has additionally agreed to help police locate her remains.
• A Judge has reduced the charges against Robert Hanna in the death of Tony Hunter to involuntary manslaughter.
• why.i.hate.dc is dead! Long live why.i.hate.dc!